Post by Daang on Nov 4, 2010 11:12:23 GMT 8
1. Never judge a book by its movie. JW Eagan
2. From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Groucho Marx
3. The first book of the Bible is Guinness's. In the book of Guinness, Adam and Eve were created from an apple.
4. Why didn't the thief burgle the library?
Because he was afraid the judge would give him a long sentence.
5. How come the librarian slipped and fell in the library?
Because she strayed into the non-friction section
6. What did one book say to the other one?
I just wanted to see if we are on the same page.
7. What do you do if pet starts eating your library book?
Take the words right out of their mouth.
8. I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
2. From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Groucho Marx
3. The first book of the Bible is Guinness's. In the book of Guinness, Adam and Eve were created from an apple.
4. Why didn't the thief burgle the library?
Because he was afraid the judge would give him a long sentence.
5. How come the librarian slipped and fell in the library?
Because she strayed into the non-friction section
6. What did one book say to the other one?
I just wanted to see if we are on the same page.
7. What do you do if pet starts eating your library book?
Take the words right out of their mouth.
8. I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
