Post by Daang on Nov 4, 2010 11:07:45 GMT 8
1. Whenever you are looking for an important book it's always out of stock. However, if you you are looking for an indispensable book, then it's out of print.
2. The thinnest books have the longest catalogue numbers.
In any library, there is only one person who knows where all the books are. Find them before their boss fires them.
3. In any library, the helpfulness of any member of staff is inversely proportional to the number of pens in that person's pocket.
4. The student with the most overdue books fails their course. [One professor we know comes into the college library at the end of every academic year, and asks for the list of students with overdue books. We cannot help noticing that the list corresponds precisely to the end of term grades. The student with the most overdue books failed their course.]